So I’m currently playing THIS:
“Holy shit! What is that?” you ask. “That looks… kinda lame!”
SILENCE. It’s called Solium Infernum, it’s a play by email strategy game and you can buy it here.
“Wait, uh. Why would we want to buy it?”
JESUS CHRIST. Because it’s amazing, that’s why! It’s hugely creative and painstakingly designed to encourage scheming, risk-taking and being a bastard.
“Well, have you written about it in detail somewhere?”
YES, right here.
“And is it always that ugly?”
NO, sometimes the screen is full of text, like this:
YEAH, well, what are you gonna do, y’know.